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hugheyandbarry:

oh.

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One Direction's Voices

• Louis: Beautiful chocolate-like sensation with a high pitch and extraordinary voice cracks
• Niall: Irish wonderland that takes you to a whole much newer world than Aladdin
• Zayn: Lusciously dramatic and high notes with glass-breaking capability
• Harry: Pure seduction created by deep and slow singing
• Liam: Crystal clear extravaganza that makes you feel as if you are running through a meadow with Bambi and other beautiful forest creatures

when harry styles catches a grenade for you

styleslovestommo:

expectation:

reality:

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fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

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Spongebob is absorbent. He lives at the bottom of a bikini. Conclusion, Spongebob is a tampon.

 

this blog is epic

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When someone doesn’t understand your sarcasm, and you just look at them like…

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dapperhobbit:

you know that feeling when you’re reading an awesome fic and you look at the scrollbar thinking that surely the fic is almost over because that’s how life always goes but YOU’RE NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH IT OH MY GOD THE GLORY IS STILL ALIVE I HAVE SO MUCH LEFT TO READ OF THIS GLORIOUS MASTERPIECE SWEET PETER ON A POPSICLE STICK I CAN’T HANDLE ALL THESE FEELINGS FUCK ME IN THE NOSTRIL

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OMG!! OMG! Louis! crying!

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A fan ran through security to hug Harry.

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